Author(s): Clive Whichelow
You know you're having a midlife crisis when...all your clothes are made of leather - including your pyjamas. Have you taken a sudden liking to bodycon clothing that's three sizes too small? Are you considering a sexier upgrade to your car or even your partner? Try not to panic: it's only a midlife crisis. And besides, attempting to recapture your youth can be a lot of fun! Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully?
Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow have written for Smack the Pony, Dead Ringers and Spitting Image as well as The Mail on Sunday, the Express and The Daily Mirror.